New York, New York. It’s so good they named it twice.
Went out to Bowery Bar. There between ordinary men and girly boys, an Olympian God. Apollo himself. Reichen. Ah my beautiful Reichen.
An introduction, my heart in my mouth. No words, no world, nothing but the face of a flawless man that can make atheists turn agnostic. How can anyone that beautiful be a product of coincidental merging of chromosomes?
Small talk. A wink. A quick touch. His boyfriend’s arm assertively placed over his shoulder.
Best go home. No one tonight can ever look fuckable, not after Reichen.
eTan,eTan,
ooh-Kay,ooh-Kay...
i T-tell you sumTing...
i Tink he...
he...a...looka-like-a man...yeh,ooh-Kay...he...a...looka-like-a man!!
so GOOwd, so GOOwd...
Tank you, Tank you...
Posted by: miss swan | August 17, 2005 at 06:59 AM
Did you ask him about his ear surgery?
I don't like this fawning over Reichen. From what I've heard, he has all the personality of tofu. Aside from the fact that he'd pose on the cover of a magazine for a bag of Skittles.
Posted by: Toby | August 17, 2005 at 09:46 AM
Used to know Reichen's ex real well when I lived in LA....Know Reichen as well...he's no dummy. Keep in mind he was an Air-Force pilot and engineer. And oh, yeah....he's gotta be one of the hottest guys out there.....I just wish he didn't let his Amazing Race "fame" go to his head.
Posted by: Jamie | August 17, 2005 at 10:11 AM
Thats what I call trying way to hard .... A real man just is... He doesn't have to try to be one by over developing his body ... I'd much prefer a sexy real man like you over this muscle chump anyday.
Posted by: Chad Hunt | August 17, 2005 at 10:18 AM
yeah, did you ask him about getting his ears pinned???? Oh, and who is his boyfriend???? Anyone we might know?
Posted by: Roy | August 17, 2005 at 10:24 AM
nope, didn't ask about the ears, was focused on other anatomical parts. I know, I know, it's cheesy, but couldn't help it. he was adorable. can't the same about the guy he was with.
Posted by: ethan | August 17, 2005 at 10:59 AM
out here in L.A., it's a well known "secret" that Reichen is sleeping his way to the middle... (and Toby's right about the tofu personality, too). so pretty on the outside, so little substance or beauty otherwise. too bad.
Posted by: eric | August 17, 2005 at 02:13 PM
Blech, Reichen is cute but the fawning has got to stop. I see plenty of cuter and *genuine* guys in NYC all the time. It doesn't matter how hot you are if there's nothing in the inside to keep your interests. Oh and regarding his "manliness" many people have confirmed "when he speaks a pink prada purse falls out of his mouth."
Posted by: Stefan | August 17, 2005 at 07:23 PM
Ooooo the claws are out!
Posted by: Dray | August 18, 2005 at 01:30 PM
looks like tarzan. talks like jane. smells like cheetah. i saw that movie and it wasn't pretty.
Posted by: anon | August 21, 2005 at 03:30 PM
I think he is great!!
Posted by: Ethan | August 24, 2005 at 01:55 AM
Toby is right. I met Reichen at an SLDN dinner. He is dumber than a box o' hammers, and has a personality to match. But he is hotter than shit, and he is coasting on it. Good for him, I guess.
Posted by: The Malcontent | August 28, 2005 at 06:22 AM